It was not long ago, bout two to three weaks I'd theenk, anyway my friends and I were so happy to have finished the barn, but as we were putting it up one of them slipped and the whole barn structure fell on my foot. I of course was in pain, and I must say I took the Lord's name in vain. Am I going to hell?
Jebodiah
70 years Old, Edmonton, AB
Dear Jebby,
I am sure the lord will be leniant in your puinishement due to the circumstances, to be on the safe side though I would do nothing but pray for the next two years, no food, no water, nothing but prayer.
Love Justin
I got this one from a guy named Ezekial,
Justin,
I think that my cows are possesed by demons. They levitate, they're heads spin and they speak in tongues. Should I kill the cows or try to save there souls.
Ezekial
50 years old, Toronto ON
Dear Alan,
Not to worry Ezekial, your cows are going through what is called "Oprah Winfrey" syndrome. Oprah is a talk show host on television (evil) and many consider her to be a God. But there of course is only one true God and that is God. Oprah has recently been known for saying that beef was bad. And since it is a fact that as many as 80% of cows watch Oprah on a regular basis they are merely acting out what they think society expects of them.
Love Justin
Here's one from a woman named Marybeth
Dear Justin,
I have been married to a man for 10 years, he is a good man but he is also a tad bit on the stupid side. Lately I have been sneaking off and telling him that I am going to churn butter in the barn. However I have been meeting another man. This man is smarter...he can write is name in the snow. I am being torn apart, should I run away with the smart guy or stick with the idiot?
Dear Marybeth,
YOU MUST STICK WITH YOUR HUSBAND. Marriages aren't meant to be for a few years, they are meant to be forever. You must stay with your husband, if not for you then for him. Marriage should be built on trust, take the example of me and my wife Marybeth, when she goes off every now and then to churn butter in the barn I sometimes feel suspicious but..........WAIT A MINUTE........
Love Justin
Are you tempted by something, have you been or do you feel you have been possesed, due you harbour angry thoughts towards another, If so E-Mail meE-Mail me,PLEASE PUT ON YOUR MESSAGE "ADVICE"
